12/18/14 (Retrial) Day 18- Jodi's Harlequin Book

12/18/14

Today was the Harlequin Book of Jodi's texts/diary with a little junior high drama thrown in for good measure.  The only thing her writings show is that she was completely obsessed with Travis. I'm talking "boiling bunny in the pot" obsessed. Even when she was saying she moved on...her diary was still full of Travis, Travis, Travis. It actually proves to me the slow build up of rage and planning of the  murder.

12/17/14 (Retrial) Day 17- Jodi has no soul

12/17/14

I have no Soul!

I thought I would quote something from Jodi's diary today. I thought it was a powerful statement.
"It's not Travis at all. He was merely the distraction. The void in my soul has been there for years, maybe millennial, perhaps since I was born"

12/16/14 (Retrial) Day 16-Get the violin ready!

12/16/14

"I WILL GO THERE"

Another day of listening to an "expert" talk about poor Jodi and her false story about her childhood. I suspect Jodi is leading up to accussing her dad of some kind of sexual crime against her.

12/15/14 (Retrial) Day 15- murdering someone causes PTSD.

12/15/14

"Killing Travis caused me to have PTSD. How dare he do this to me?
If he was alive, I would stab him all over again"

Sadly, the title of this blog post is not really a joke. Unless I'm mistaken, this is the theory that the defense wants the jury to believe. If I was on the jury- I would give her death just for this BS defense. The defense has their Dr "expert" on the stand. He's going to spend countless days telling us how messed up Jodi is in the head because of....Travis. It's all Travis' fault that Jodi had to kill him.

12/4/14 (no jury)- dead men do watch porn!

12/4/14

I'm having so much fun;

Some more court on the stupid computer. I got a strong feeling, good old Bryan has been doing some porn watching. He's just going to claim that the rolling fog came in and he doesn't remember.

12/2/14 (Retrial) Day 14- the penis goes into the vagina. Lesson of the day

12/2/14

My brain is feeling foggy. I need a nap.

Court was busy today. A juror was dismissed and the sexpert knows everything...well, except when Juan is asking. I guess the Jodi fog infected all her witnesses.

11/25/14 (Retrial) Day 13- 3 hole virgin suffers in silence

11/25/14

Jodi was a virgin? Right. They must be playing
opposite day.

Another full day of court. It's too bad the judge can't do this for every court day. The sexpert is still on the stand and Juan spent most of the day hammering her. Nurmi got a small chance at the end of the day to try and rehab her character to the jury and debase Travis'.

11/24/14 (Retrial) Day 12-There's nothing wrong with a little jizzle and grind

11/24/14

One jizzle, two juzzle, fizzle.

This trial (and I even hate to use that word) has become a complete mockery of the justice system. I would like to know where the defense team picks their witnesses from- the back of the national enquirer (right beside Cleo, the fortune teller ads?)
How can anybody take any "expert" serious that uses the word "jizzle?"

11/21/14- (no jury) A heated exchange over a computer and porn.

11/21/14

Prison has done wonders for your hair.

Jodi is in court wearing her stripes and her ugly f'ing hair.
This is just a court session over Travis' computer and the evidence that was obtained. There is not a jury present.

11/20/14 (Retrial) Day 11- "Fu*k you Bill"

11/20/14

"I'm so glad that everybody knows me inside and out. I even
have a wonderful nickname....3 hole wonder.

A lot of graphic things happened in court today. Some text and emails were read. Juan finally gets to cross and things sure got hot.

11/17/14 (Retrial) Day 10- email whisperers do exist.

11/17/14

In the far off land of oz...or better yet, the Jodi trial, email whisperers do exist. They are little old ladies that can read your text messages, diary entries (from a known liar) and your emails and they know EXACTLY what you meant to say. They know how you feel, what you were thinking, and what your future self would do. Amazing!

11/13/14 (Retrial) Day 9- lets sling some mud

11/13/14

Another court day- another day of lies. They're throwing it all at the wall to see what sticks.

11/12/14 (Retrial) Day 8- T-dog and Mr. Hyde

11/12/14

I just know that everybody loves me.

Today we get the Dr. of crazy, weird sex, some emails, and the penis picture.

11/3-11/7/14- A mashup of Jodi news

11/3/14- 11/7/14

Jodi, you're looking rough girlfriend.

I don't think there was any huge trial stuff that happened this week. Mostly, it was just some back and forth between the lawyers. There was some stuff that happened outside the court, tho....

10/31/14 (Retrial) Day 7- And the top secret witness is....

10/31/14 Updated on 11/30/14

Happy Halloween everybody! This trial is truly scarier than any horror movie. It has now be confirmed on the super surprise witness.

10/30/14 (Retrial) Day 6- to hell with the First Amendment.

10/30/14

Be fearful Jodi. That clock is slowly ticking down on your sideshow.

Somebody needs to put this case into warp speed. Today we get some victim impact statements and the courts try to pull some funky shit.

10/28/14 (Retrial) Day 5- Jizz in the face!

10/28/14

You're just jealous of me.

Today in court we get a lot of sidebars, sex talk, and porn pictures of Jodi. Pretty much everything you would expect of a Jodi trial.

10/27/14 (Retrial) Day 4- "if I killed Travis, I would beg for the death penalty"

10/27/14

I will steal your soul.

Juan starts off today with some police interviews with Jodi. Let's see if she can keep her stories straight.

10/23/14 (Retrial) Day 3 - Much of the same

10/23/14

Ugly Sweaters are in!

I don't think I've ever followed a trial that had so many pauses and sidebars in it. Recesses, we can't forget those. The judge loves them.

10/22/14 (Retrial) Day 2- Cleaning the jurors out with the quickness

10/23/14

I wonder if I can get the court to give me
a spa day? Damn it. I need it. I deserve it.

One juror is removed today, graphic photos are shown, Jodi's brother likes to stare at dead people, Juan likes to act and Dr. Horn admits he has never stabbed anybody.

10/21/14 (Retrial)Day 1- Jodi shaves her twat.

10/22/14

I'm back! Did you miss me?

The trial started today. Even though we couldn't watch this crap show live, I heard it was crazy all over again.

Here we go again... Jodi's retrial starts Monday 9/29/14

9/27/14

Are you ready for the Jodi show? Don't kid yourself if you don't think Jodi will make this all about her. I suspect she plans to go out with a huge bang. The circus starts Monday with jury selection.

I'm back....

Jodi gets her way

9/24/14

Aww, the judge is putty in my hands.

"The damage has already been done, There is more damage that can be done." Jodi

Jodi finally finds the prefect lawyer........HERSELF!

8/7/14

I'm Back, Bitches!

A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client!

Jodi wants to kill Juan

1/4/14

As I've always suspected, Jodi is in love with Juan. She loves him so much, she wants to kill him. We all know how Jodi's "love" works.

"Juan, you will be mine: