Sunday, July 3, 2016

Friday, December 19, 2014

12/18/14 (Retrial) Day 18- Jodi's Harlequin Book


Today was the Harlequin Book of Jodi's texts/diary with a little junior high drama thrown in for good measure.  The only thing her writings show is that she was completely obsessed with Travis. I'm talking "boiling bunny in the pot" obsessed. Even when she was saying she moved on...her diary was still full of Travis, Travis, Travis. It actually proves to me the slow build up of rage and planning of the  murder.

Thursday, December 18, 2014

12/17/14 (Retrial) Day 17- Jodi has no soul


I have no Soul!

I thought I would quote something from Jodi's diary today. I thought it was a powerful statement.
"It's not Travis at all. He was merely the distraction. The void in my soul has been there for years, maybe millennial, perhaps since I was born"

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

12/16/14 (Retrial) Day 16-Get the violin ready!



Another day of listening to an "expert" talk about poor Jodi and her false story about her childhood. I suspect Jodi is leading up to accussing her dad of some kind of sexual crime against her.

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

12/15/14 (Retrial) Day 15- murdering someone causes PTSD.


"Killing Travis caused me to have PTSD. How dare he do this to me?
If he was alive, I would stab him all over again"
Sadly, the title of this blog post is not really a joke. Unless I'm mistaken, this is the theory that the defense wants the jury to believe. If I was on the jury- I would give her death just for this BS defense. The defense has their Dr "expert" on the stand. He's going to spend countless days telling us how messed up Jodi is in the head because of....Travis. It's all Travis' fault that Jodi had to kill him.

Friday, December 5, 2014

12/4/14 (no jury)- dead men do watch porn!


I'm having so much fun;
Some more court on the stupid computer. I got a strong feeling, good old Bryan has been doing some porn watching. He's just going to claim that the rolling fog came in and he doesn't remember.

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

12/2/14 (Retrial) Day 14- the penis goes into the vagina. Lesson of the day


My brain is feeling foggy. I need a nap.

Court was busy today. A juror was dismissed and the sexpert knows everything...well, except when Juan is asking. I guess the Jodi fog infected all her witnesses.

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

11/25/14 (Retrial) Day 13- 3 hole virgin suffers in silence


Jodi was a virgin? Right. They must be playing
opposite day.

Another full day of court. It's too bad the judge can't do this for every court day. The sexpert is still on the stand and Juan spent most of the day hammering her. Nurmi got a small chance at the end of the day to try and rehab her character to the jury and debase Travis'.

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

11/24/14 (Retrial) Day 12-There's nothing wrong with a little jizzle and grind


One jizzle, two juzzle, fizzle.
This trial (and I even hate to use that word) has become a complete mockery of the justice system. I would like to know where the defense team picks their witnesses from- the back of the national enquirer (right beside Cleo, the fortune teller ads?)
How can anybody take any "expert" serious that uses the word "jizzle?"

Saturday, November 22, 2014

11/21/14- (no jury) A heated exchange over a computer and porn.


Prison has done wonders for your hair.

Jodi is in court wearing her stripes and her ugly f'ing hair.
This is just a court session over Travis' computer and the evidence that was obtained. There is not a jury present.

Friday, November 21, 2014

11/20/14 (Retrial) Day 11- "Fu*k you Bill"


"I'm so glad that everybody knows me inside and out. I even
have a wonderful nickname....3 hole wonder.

A lot of graphic things happened in court today. Some text and emails were read. Juan finally gets to cross and things sure got hot.

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

11/17/14 (Retrial) Day 10- email whisperers do exist.


In the far off land of oz...or better yet, the Jodi trial, email whisperers do exist. They are little old ladies that can read your text messages, diary entries (from a known liar) and your emails and they know EXACTLY what you meant to say. They know how you feel, what you were thinking, and what your future self would do. Amazing!

Friday, November 14, 2014

11/13/14 (Retrial) Day 9- lets sling some mud


Another court day- another day of lies. They're throwing it all at the wall to see what sticks.

Thursday, November 13, 2014

11/12/14 (Retrial) Day 8- T-dog and Mr. Hyde


I just know that everybody loves me.
Today we get the Dr. of crazy, weird sex, some emails, and the penis picture.

Sunday, November 9, 2014

11/3-11/7/14- A mashup of Jodi news

11/3/14- 11/7/14

Jodi, you're looking rough girlfriend.
I don't think there was any huge trial stuff that happened this week. Mostly, it was just some back and forth between the lawyers. There was some stuff that happened outside the court, tho....

Saturday, November 1, 2014

10/31/14 (Retrial) Day 7- And the top secret witness is....

10/31/14 Updated on 11/30/14

Happy Halloween everybody! This trial is truly scarier than any horror movie. It has now be confirmed on the super surprise witness.

Friday, October 31, 2014

10/30/14 (Retrial) Day 6- to hell with the First Amendment.


Be fearful Jodi. That clock is slowly ticking down on your sideshow.
Somebody needs to put this case into warp speed. Today we get some victim impact statements and the courts try to pull some funky shit.

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

10/28/14 (Retrial) Day 5- Jizz in the face!

You're just jealous of me.
Today in court we get a lot of sidebars, sex talk, and porn pictures of Jodi. Pretty much everything you would expect of a Jodi trial.

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

10/27/14 (Retrial) Day 4- "if I killed Travis, I would beg for the death penalty"


I will steal your soul.

Juan starts off today with some police interviews with Jodi. Let's see if she can keep her stories straight.

Friday, October 24, 2014

10/23/14 (Retrial) Day 3 - Much of the same


Ugly Sweaters are in!
I don't think I've ever followed a trial that had so many pauses and sidebars in it. Recesses, we can't forget those. The judge loves them.

Thursday, October 23, 2014

10/22/14 (Retrial) Day 2- Cleaning the jurors out with the quickness


I wonder if I can get the court to give me
a spa day? Damn it. I need it. I deserve it.

One juror is removed today, graphic photos are shown, Jodi's brother likes to stare at dead people, Juan likes to act and Dr. Horn admits he has never stabbed anybody.

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

10/21/14 (Retrial)Day 1- Jodi shaves her twat.


I'm back! Did you miss me?
The trial started today. Even though we couldn't watch this crap show live, I heard it was crazy all over again.

Saturday, September 27, 2014

Here we go again... Jodi's retrial starts Monday 9/29/14


Are you ready for the Jodi show? Don't kid yourself if you don't think Jodi will make this all about her. I suspect she plans to go out with a huge bang. The circus starts Monday with jury selection.

I'm back....

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Jodi gets her way


Aww, the judge is putty in my hands.
"The damage has already been done, There is more damage that can be done." Jodi

Thursday, August 7, 2014